By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
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nzl_fml 0

you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.

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DrewsFML 8

Research shows 9 out of 10 male Twilight fans are gay. The last one says he's straight but subscribes to Boys Life magazine "just for the articles".

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IMB916 0

Your boyfriend's gay.

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jokimb 0

Vampires still dont ******* sparkle!

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blastvortex 3

YDI for having a lame boyfriend, not to mention YDI for being willing to go see Twilight at all.

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Sdras 0

FYL +100 for having a boyfriend that likes sparkly vampires.

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Mortanious 0

YDI for having an Emo pixie for a boyfriend.

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xenomorph 0

The irony overwhelms me.

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laaame 0

You are crazy!!! I would be so happy if my boyfriend wanted to watch it with me! Instead he fell asleep while watching the first one and refers to the movies as those lame books and movies... You have a sensitive man that appreciates some good romance.. He's a keeper, but quite frankly I think he deserves someone who can embrace his sensitive side instead of bashing it. You should be ashamed of yourself, most girls would pee their pants for their boyfriends to be interested in such things! I hope he dumps you and finds a nice little vampire geek girl instead!

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dravthorn6669 0

twilight is not a romance novel turned movie. its a pedophile fairy novel turned movie. romance flicks are good. i like them alot. vampire flicks are good. i enjoy them also. twilight was bad both as a book and as a movie. if you want a good romance movie try the notebook, hitch, you've got mail, message in a bottle. just to name a few of my favorites. those are romance. notice in all those movies there isnt any interspieces relationships and no 80-90 year difference in the couples ages

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dravthorn6669 0

i saw the first twilight movie and was very disappointed. vampires don't sparkle..... but tinker bell does. so you tell me. if bursting into flames = vampire..... and sparkling in the sun = fairies..... what is edward cullen???? well other than a pedophile that is. we all know that the actor chosen for the part was chosen for his looks and not his almost nonexistent acting skills. he did much better in the harry potter movies. less makeup = more realistic. so of course all the self centered "im so pretty" people who focus on others looks because they are not happy with there own think these movies are great. while the rest of us would rather give birth to the 1 eyed 1 horned flying purple people eater than have to see or even hear about the dull and boring twilight series

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