By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 737
You deserved it 7 843

Same thing different taste

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I hate Twilight, you see, I thought it was annoying when everybody talked about it all the time so I decided to give it a shot. I gave my girlfriend a ticket to the movie (since she's like all other noisy girls screaming about the awful movie). I went with her and we watched the movie like a great couple. She did in fact talk to me about that main-caracter all the movie while I was figuring out a great plan to escape from the madness. After the movie ended I went out to the bathrooms, put a finger in my mouth and puked just because the movie sucked so hard. Now all my friends wants to discuss all the scenes in the movie because my girlfriend told them that I went with her... I'm thinking about getting the hell out of the country and start a new life in China, where I hope the Twilight crap is illeagal. OP, sucks to be you, really.

i got as far as "i went to see twilight" and i decided your life sucks more than anything hands down! FACT!

OP, i've got bad news about your boyfriend...

What's wrong with a gay guy going to see Twilight?

Don't worry.... I got dragged to it with by my boyfired as wel.... He spend the entire time watching it and i spend the entire time trying to get him to make out with me... and i'm the girl!

Iwashere12345 0

considering your profile pic is a girl and you kept saying 'he' and 'boyfriend' for the other person I assumed you were the girl. you didn't need to say you were the girl

whoevers saying "i hate twilight", put a sock in it, no one cares. :P poor OP

YDI for not leaving him after the first watch