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By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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Thursday 26 November 2009 21:10

you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.

supersnakesolid 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:17

twilight sucks

Comments

JennaD 0

Friday 27 November 2009 11:02

Get over it.

Jenmaree 9

Friday 27 November 2009 11:07

LIKING TWILIGHT DOES NOT MAKE A PERSON GAY. A moron, yes, but not necessarily gay.

gabby718 0

Friday 27 November 2009 15:58

my boyfriend Likes twilight ... ppl have different opions on movies thats y different movies are made... i hate ppl who jus watch it 4 d hell of it.... to fit in and know nothing about the series..i wanna blow there heads off!!!

dravthorn6669 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:22

ok here is an idea. ill bring my guns and you bring yours we can go to every theater that is playing this sucky movie and ill shoot every real fan that comes out the doors and you...... wait youd be shot for being a fan.... oh well.... anyone else wanna get some ammo and join?lol

MiseryAlice 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:18

Its not an FML because her boyfriend likes twilight, It's an FML because she has to go see that shitty movie twice. OP, ruin it for him and laugh at all the really sensitive parts really, really loudly. That's what I did to ruin for everyone when I went to see twilight, and it worked pretty well.

sarcdude 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:44

lol at a lot of these comments. However I really, really hope this FML is fake. Seriously.

remy_xi 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 3:49

YDI for dating someone who likes Twilight.

The__Redneck 7

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:47

This is going to be one of those things where we're all horribly intolerant for mentioning it's completely gay.... about a year before it's praised to the skies for being a gay film.