Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time....

By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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You deserved it 964

Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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Weird movie choice

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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You deserved it 380

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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Thursday 26 November 2009 21:10

you should dump him before you find out he has a boyfriend.

supersnakesolid 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 20:17

twilight sucks

Comments

trizzieb 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:24

YDI for putting up with someone that even you obviously think is a douchebag.

DynamicDave 11

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:43

Your boyfriend fails...I suggest you find a real man before it's too late.

sammy6597 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:44

#60 you do not understand how much I laughed when I read yourr comment! :L so funny :L

totalbadass 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:53

lol what a ****.

DreamerHyper 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:59

First Read: Whatever, what's so bad about that? Second Read: OMG, Boyfriend...?! and He dragged You? Third Read: *imagine insane laughter*

grrrarrrg2 2

Friday 27 November 2009 0:11

ooooh your boyfriend likes a movie. This isnt and FML you dumb ******* bitch. He should knock your ******* teeth out.

SookMauNoots 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:13

man wtf is the fml in this shit

COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:23

He assumed you'd want to see it. Ungrateful *****. Use you hands to jerk him off in thanks, not bitching here.

HumptyHump 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:49

Does he also like it when you use a strap-on and pound his ass? But yeah... I agree with a lot of the other posts, you're an ungrateful bitch. He should dump you and take one of your friends next time...