Kids: Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten... - FML

By PrezKisame - 03/01/2013 20:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML

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daliagrande 17

Friday 4 January 2013 3:27

I smell incest.

poccocurantes 7

Friday 4 January 2013 3:29

smells like teen spirit.

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cannonman1863 17

Friday 4 January 2013 7:04

Sell it to them, get their money and buy stuff they haven't touched. You might have caught them in the act this time, but you never know what they've done before.

Enslaved 36

Friday 4 January 2013 7:10

From my heart and from my hand Why don't people understand My intentions . . . Weird Science!!

GoodLookingGeese 10

Friday 4 January 2013 7:27

Trai: You should be proud. It's a language not many can understand.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 4 January 2013 8:31

Young men and their raging hormones.

kingsian 15

Friday 4 January 2013 16:47

Hell yeah I was just about to say the same shit. There was a time in my life when the young git was like that well not with my sister but with any other female hell my sister is gay and she's the fem and her girlfriend is the Dom and I still was after my sisters girl she used to be pissed. Lmao my git days

Satoaoi 13

Friday 4 January 2013 9:56

psshhh must be one of them new heated bras I hear about. must cost a fortune.

nrr13145768 13

Friday 4 January 2013 11:47

He must be a superhero, if he can smell warmth

Epikouros 31

Friday 4 January 2013 13:47

Or a snake.

Gatebreaker 5

Friday 4 January 2013 11:52

They'll go for panties next time

AnimeCookie 9

Friday 4 January 2013 15:22

It's so cold... OH WAIT! I'll just snuggle my sisters bra!!!!

ebolson 6

Friday 4 January 2013 15:57

Well played my friend ; )

ebolson 6

Friday 4 January 2013 16:02

You two are my heroes lol

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