By PrezKisame - 03/01/2013 20:35 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to take a shower. Afterwards, I noticed I'd forgotten to bring a shirt to change into, so I put on a towel and went back to my room, only to witness my 14-year-old brother and a friend smelling my bra, commenting on "how warm it is". FML
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My door doesn't lock. Problem

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I guess this answers the question on the related FML. The reason her bra disappeared was that the boys found it to be warm! Phew - that's one mystery solved!

zombieslayer83 19

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The_sGTw_0979 4

And these boys will be creepy as ****.

Which is ok, as long as they know when to draw the line.

Boys will be Boys! They're 14 for crying out loud!

I mean, this would be a little better if they were 6.

Just be glad it wasn't your underwear and them saying it's "warm".

Um, but it was though. It clearly states that it was hers.

lilmisslovely13 15

60- i think they meant her panties

Jordath_Fil 11

FYI guys, braziers are underwear. They are to be worn UNDER your clothing; hence under-wear.

perdix 29

Ah, young thermal engineers in the making. They are analyzing temperature data rather than reveling in the scent of *******. Don't be surprised if you catch them jerking off to the Journal of Heat Transfer.

21- I protest! I'm an engineer and I've Never done such a thing with a popular mechanics magazine at 2am in the bathroom with a flashlight! *Holds his breath and works his poker face.*

At first, I read fleshlight butt then again, my mind is screwed up after I ventured into the wrong part of that novelty shop. I was only looking for AAA batteries. :P

Just wondering what does a kitty need with AAA batteries? :O

perdix 29

#42, I nearly got caught with the Steam Tables. That part with the entropies near the critical point . . . HOT!!! JHT is OK if like domestic heat transfer, but if you're a bit more adventurous, get the "International Journal of Heat and Mass Transfer." Hide it in an issue of Hustler to camouflage it ;)

Machinery that caters to fine tuning.

perdix 29

#61, AAA batteries? Good thing you didn't go to the "back room" of the novelty shop looking for deep-cycle marine batteries or diesel engines. They don't let the genital pubic see that part of the store.

Butt I did go in the back. There I saw it! One item that struck my interest. A huge shiny red thing-- it hung beautifully on the wall. I later found out it was a fire extinguisher. "Come on baby, light my fire"

perdix 29

#91, that just looks like a fire extinguisher. It shoots pulses of mayonnaise ;)

91- are you referencing the doors, or skrillex? My assumption is the former.

Well Op, being young boys, I'm hoping they're only just infatuated with "things that hold boobs", not necessarily Your boobs, but seeing as it was the Warmth they were obsessing over.....sleep with the door locked, lest they search for the heat source one night. ;P Hopefully, it's just a hormonal boy's curiousity, and nothing more, and having been caught, perhaps it'll shame your brother into discontinuing this behaviour with your personal belongings. If not, time for a talk with the folks. :p

PrezKisame 3

I POSTED THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT TWO ******* HOURS AGO AND /YOU/ GET THE ******* CREDIT?! You're a thief! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! it's mine! my hair is STILL damp! They were sniffing MY lacy black bra in my ROOM! ****. You. THIEF! i will set Ezio on you!

PrezKisame 3

Oh sure! Delete my comments! I posted this EXACT thing and you STOLE IT! Get some originality!

Don't be surprised if you find out they also sniffed the undies you put in the hamper. :P