By CityGirl - 17/07/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML
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my_fml_account 2

If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.

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cucuto89 0

I call bull, there's no way you could cough up a mint and it'd come out like a projectile fast enough to shoot over a table

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inf1nite 0

i agree. i would also like to point out that tgi friday's no longer has mints.

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opposingside 0

Actually Ive coughed up mints before and they went easily far enough to go across a table. Also at all the TGI fridays Im familiar with, they still give out mints.

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inf1nite 0

i work there, and i'm 100% sure we no longer have mints. i'm also about 99% sure we haven't had mints for nearly a year now, possibly longer than that. (which is sad because the mints were fantastic)

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Xrailer 0

how is this an FML? If I were your crush I would of been laughing my ass off.

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bexox 0

Hey! It could have been worse. When I was little I choked on a peppermint and I PUKED it up. Be glad you didn't have to post THAT on here!

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boybluee 0

I was eating a peppermint one two. but i was jumping on a trampoleen and i went to jump on my back and it went down my throat.

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Frolly_fml 0

Today, while reading this FML I swallowed wrong and was choking on my saliva, to which I coughed it up and spat all over my monitor. FML

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justanotherhuman 21

So his drink has a prize at the bottom. I want your life if this is worth an FML post.

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plexico 3

Oh, Governor Palin, you are a hoot! Aren't you still governor for the next week or two? And what are you doing with your "crush?" Won't Todd be mad or is he out on the snow machine? Stay sweet, Sarah, you're the best thing that ever happened to the Democratic Party since the Great Depression and Watergate!

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I_Deserved_It 8

Then give him a BJ in the parking lot. Problem solved.

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Forrest_ 0

If you and your crush couldn't laugh about this, sounds like a douche to me. Shit happens, it's funny

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mmmarie_fml 0

I find this a little hard to believe.. Who would just be coughing openly like that in order for the mint to go flying across the table? Especially since you were trying to cough it up, wouldnt you think you would have a napkin, or at least your hand ready for it?? If not then YDI Hey but at least it was the end of dinner, he probably didnt need his drink anymore anyway.

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