By JP - 18/06/2009 16:11 - Italy

Today, I went to the bank to make a withdrawal in order to celebrate my last day here in Italy with my friends. Apparently I'm overdrawn by 187 dollars so I'm eating nothing but leftover stale crackers to survive until I get free plane food on my way back home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 016
You deserved it 48 004

Same thing different taste

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Leftover stale crackers to *survive*? Oh, honey--are you sure you'll make it? Maybe you should call the embassy.

unlucky91 0

If your friends were good.. they would pay for your last meal in Italy.

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Honestly, what kinda friends are going to sit and eat their spectacular dinners, and not pitch in and loan you a couple bucks? Nice.

SVelasquez 0

That sucks that your friends are dicks, but come on. I had to "survive" on slices of bread for a week after having teeth extracted. Grow a pair!

You'd get free food in jail. You defrauded the bank out of $187 and you are trying to flee the country. Stale crackers are the least of your worries.

There is this strange concept of balancing your checkbook. It's this really neat thing, when you deposite money, you write it down, and then when you spend money, you write that down and subtract it from your balance, and then you ALWAYS know how much money is in there!! And anyone with a first grade education can do it!

1. This is weird, because I just got back from Italy. 2. You'll survive for one day eating crackers. 3. YDI for not keeping track of how much you were spending.

Ask your parents to make a direct deposit. I'm sure they won't let their child die from starvation in a foreign country. Problem solved.

hahahahaha #43 MAMA MIAAAA. what a gigantic problem we have here... guess what, you are not going to die of starvation my friend, maybe next time. been there, done that. lol

paprickaboo 0

....if they feed you on the plane ride home. :Z

Jimbo2000 0

Now me personaly, I like eating just crackers for meals for days at a time. FYL for being a little pussy about it

Women on vacation mismanaging their finances?! No way! Sounds an awful lot like this FML: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/2959965