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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

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Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By gpistas - 23/05/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I was at dentist to get impressions made. The hygienist put way too much of the plaster stuff on the press. She put it in my mouth and asked if I was okay, I shook my head no and promptly vomited. It sat at the back of my throat and I could not spit it out until the plaster hardened. FML

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By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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sunsetium 14

Wednesday 30 December 2015 17:44

Couldn't she just send you to the washroom and give you a towel or something?

arandomperson97 18

Wednesday 30 December 2015 17:44

That really... Sucks. I'll leave now

Comments

vikky538 28

Wednesday 30 December 2015 18:11

So you are the new salivan

yerawizardlizzy 27

Wednesday 30 December 2015 18:14

My hygienist or dentist always wipes up any saliva that gets on my face. It's really strange yours didn't do the same.

Skycop_S 23

Wednesday 30 December 2015 19:08

Today I have to go to the dentist... This didn't help

allforfun 23

Wednesday 30 December 2015 19:20

I'm still trying to figure out how you got saliva all over your face just by closing your mouth

hoosiergirl94 31

Wednesday 30 December 2015 19:53

If I get anything on my face the dental technician wipes it off. The least she could have done was give you some paper towel or something

DeadRob 13

Wednesday 30 December 2015 19:54

That is a bit rude to make you sit there with saliva all over your face .-.

krazyelliot 14

Wednesday 30 December 2015 19:56

That BITES

GEFStryker 29

Wednesday 30 December 2015 22:12

Unlike the vacuum in this FML, your pun sucks.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 30 December 2015 20:11

Usually at my dentist its the assistant that's usually in charge of the spit vacuum thingy and if anything gets on my face, they wipe it off. Face it, your dentist sucks and that's the tooth.

smoothies14 32

Wednesday 30 December 2015 21:27

Just in case its not bad enough that you have to be lectured how your drink of choice is staining your teeth and you need to floss more because your gums are bleeding.