By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 13:19 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
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FancyKnickers_fml 0

It was Schrödinger's cat.

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Lunaa94 6

It was Edward Cullen. I've always known he was a pussy.

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john7h567hgrd 0

A cat once snuck into my house and it took the family like 3 days to notice. We were all sitting watching TV and both the cats came over to us and my mom said "... don't we only have one cat?"

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john7h567hgrd 0

Thank you! =) I live to make people happy!

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jewels1877 0

This made me think of, "Pussy cat, pussy cat.. I love yooouuu." Dunno why.

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kykyshay 0

except the pussy cat attacked the boys face on his sleep.

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BabyBlaze 0

That is hysterical. I like the way you worded it.

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atomicbaboon 0

maybe it came from your dreams! or maybe you're really a mancat and you bit yourself in your sleep!!

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atomicbaboon 0

if it's already infected, how long ago were you bitten?

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gotbiscuits 0

Are you sure the incident took place in your bedroom? Looks to me like you have been sleepwalking, got bored and decided to bother an innocent cat that happened to be passing by.

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