By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 13:19 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
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FancyKnickers_fml 0

It was Schrödinger's cat.

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Lunaa94 6

It was Edward Cullen. I've always known he was a pussy.

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xlil_miss_emo_x 6

maybe it's like Chris Griffin off of family guy's evil monkey in the closet, as you have an evil cat in the closet lol

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SkateboardGirl88 11

lol i was thinking the same thing!

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therealsuperman 0

blame it on the alcohol

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Happygofucky 0

It wasn't a cat, it was your creepy neighbour. Check under your bed before you go to sleep from now on.

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linzbinzzz 7

u sure it was a cat..? cud hav been "something" else

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abi96 0

you put quotation marks around the wrong word, imo.

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linzbinzzz 7

wat word should i hav put them around? im jw lol

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xlil_miss_emo_x 6

maybe it's an evil kitty and the bite is its victim's mark so it knows who's face to maul

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kykyshay 0

oookaaaay. I'm not coming over to your neighborhood...

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emilyexplicit 0

MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW!!!!!!!!!!

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Civilianswilldie 0

I just lost 7 IQ points reading your comment.

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kingtz 6

Buy yourself a dog now, op.

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