By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
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chris71sk8r 8

That'll be one sharp toe nail.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

We got some Insidious shit going on in here :D *hides knife*

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redbluegreen 40

Insidious? I was thinking more like Tyler Durden.

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gregorrok1 0

It may have been a feather... The ends are pretty sharp.

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The_Troller 14

I've been stabbed by pencils in my pocket, but OP's foot was stabbed and I don't think normal people sleep with sharp objects in their socks so I really have no idea. Unless, of course, OP is a ninja/assassin and always keeps weapons on his/herself.

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rocky910 5

I hear bed bugs are carrying knives now

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RadPenny 6

Op, maybe you sleep-stab yourself. Don't worry I do it too :D

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Bacontree 14

Happened to me once, I tore a bedsheet with my toenail.

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528Alice491 3

Ooh that's happened to me, I got a huge gash on my thigh, I found nothing in my bed, and I have a light scar now.

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HowAreYouToday 34

3,4 better lock your door

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WPQ14 15

5, 6, grab your crucifix

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shay1813 0

9,10 never sleep again

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xSonic 9

Sounds like Drew Bree's pregame chan lol

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rexgar2000 10

lol 111s picture is so appropriate for this FML

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RedPillSucks 31

He know when you're sleeping. He know if you're awake.

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Glidefedt 6

115# / 120# I like how you try to make the same comment in hope of thumbs up, because it was smacked down the first time. Oh, and your plan failed.

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wordbigbird 0

I would say the same of 91, hand looks like Freddy

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xiaoxaio 5

hahah nice team work guys. with the whole 1 2 thing

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ambamm135 7

146 I didn't even notice that if you scroll fast and see my pic it looks like that! Too funny :)

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yea, I really doubt you did it. Any more pseudo-crimes you want to confess?

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RouletteRed 6

Seems like beds have been fighting back more and more. They might be conspiring with the clouds about revenge on us xD

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StiffPvtParts 43

I knew this day would come!

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ikickgingers 15

Pennywise strikes again...

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Enslaved 36

Haha, not too many people know his real name but they're scared to death of his pic. Now that I know his name.... he's no longer a stranger and my mom told me not to talk to strangers!

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ikickgingers 15

Dude ... He scares the ever loving shit out of me. :( he's the stuff my nightmares are made of...

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linkinpark98 23

Please don't make those horrific nightmares visit me again... :'(

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OnlyAvailableID 28

"Have you got Prince Albert in a can? Well you better let him out! WAH HA, WAH HA, WAH HA!"

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ikickgingers 15

^^^ when you comment I feel like I'm Edward Norton and you're biting the curb. *sigh* love daydreams.

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Just warms the soul thinking about it doesn't if?

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jellyD 1

Awesome reference!! He's my favorite horror!

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Zeek63 0

I think santa is on his routine checks. He I seeing if you sleep sound enough so he can creep on you on Christmas.

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EmilieAutumn 7

This is my absolute FAVORITE horror movie. Thank you for making my day

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MerNoEngrush 0

Looks like you'll have a spring in your step tommorow morning!

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flockz 19

so you found my pet cactus?!?!? i've been looking everywhere!!

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154rct 7

What difference would that make

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Practically no difference. Are you really that stupid??

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flockz 19

i suggest combat boots.

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Amrel 10

Cut holes in the matress and put your feet in them, or just buy another blanket for your feet and wrap them up crazy

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jbchica 7

I'm pretty sure if it made his foot bleed then it would be able to cut through his socks. But he could wear shoes..sounds pretty uncomfortable though

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grad2011 0

#9 - wearing socks while you sleep is how you get foot fungus..

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leogirl95 12

Shoes with spikes on the bottoms

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FMLandurstoo 9

Flockz will you marry me?

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pinknipple69 3

Chill y'all she's clearly joking around

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jillianmathers12 13

That's really scary! My cat use to hide in my comforter and then scratch me really hard. Maybe if you have a cat it could have scratched you?

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