Health: Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The...

By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Hamza - 02/11/2022 22:00 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, I took my friend to the hospital because he was sick. The doctor started asking me questions, as he thought I was the sick one. When I told him I wasn't sick, my friend was, he said, "You look more sick than him." FML

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By Kelsey - 06/04/2020 17:00

Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, while at my doctor's appointment, all my male doctor did was talk about my weight gain. I tried explaining that I eat healthy and work out, and I’m currently 6 months pregnant with my first child, and have always struggled with body image. It makes me want to develop an eating disorder. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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Eat Y'self Fitter

By Shnur - 05/04/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

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By alli67 - 22/11/2014 03:26

Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML

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By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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badonis 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 12:30

What an asshole! You should have complained to a doctor.

alpuppy 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:35

agree with #1, hope you reported him.

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omgHAAAY 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:48

what an ass.

Dude123456789 2

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:22

haha yea

wasabipeas 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:25

LMAO at #3. But seriously, even if you're 600 pounds, he's off his rocker to say that to you.

reddilocks 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:46

That's horrible - he should not be a doctor! Part of the job is to make your patients feel comfortable, because being sick and going to the doctor's office is not fun to begin with. God...this site really confirms that people are just crappy. And to #14: you and that doctor should get together sometime and leave everyone else the hell alone, "beefy" or not.

zoombabwee 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:15

I agree I would have said why'd I get all the doushbags today?

SarahsWickedGame 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:51

i woulda tryed to get him fired

Rota 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:33

haha fatass

GlennD 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:14

YDI for being a fat ****.

SeximusPrime 0

Friday 29 January 2010 1:36

How unprofessional.

jibz 6

Friday 9 April 2010 17:46

******* fatasses need to stop complaining about being fat.. if you want people to stop making fun of you then take it upon yourself to go to the gym and lose some ******* weight.. maybe you could start by getting off FML with your dramatic bullshit and go for a jog you fat ****