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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
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DontModMeDammit 10

Unborn tarantula infestation.

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Carbonite2010 0

At least you don't have UTI RIGHT?

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mrsayuso 0

Urinary tract infection. Where bacteria gets into your urethra and you need antibiotics and cranberry juice.

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PhxckedUp 7

See and I was gonna ask.. Lol my lack of knowledge. :3

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muzy 23

That's not sarcasm. That's being mentally inept. Fyi it stands for urinary tract infection.

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2anonymous2 2

well at least u got treated early

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icadragoon 11

If its curable then you'll be fine. If not then FYL.

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Mauskau 35

I went to the doctors thinking I had an STD from my first and only partner but it was just an UTI.

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MissCuteStack 12

hahaha thats the best day ever !! forget sex for a while... :(

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marissamay25 3

That's what you get for having sex with dirty ass people.

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marissamay25 3

He didn't rap his tool or put it in something clean lol he failed twice.

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