Health: Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered...

By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

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crumsnatcha 4

Monday 14 December 2009 9:27

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

senorcristian 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:39

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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momma_jess20 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 7:52

dumbass hahahahahahahahaha

xcowboys 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 3:50

shower much up there in canada?

ebeyer 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:22

omg....that's too funny....how the hell do u get chocolate on ur ******* back?

ThisRandomChild 0

Monday 6 June 2011 10:27

Lol (insert fat joke)

Zambaku 9

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:52

How did it get there? hmm

smart_stupid 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 6:29

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....back chocolate

theblackzach 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 20:37

U didn't shower?

Emmysmiles 2

Sunday 25 December 2011 1:14

how did it get on your back in the first place, would it not have melted off after having a shower ? :L gross

derpies 12

Monday 18 June 2012 1:50

Yea hum how many days was this "growth" on your back?

xSunnyOlivia 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 4:15

I think its time for a shower..

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