Health: Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered... - FML

By sillygoose - 14/12/2009 03:53 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. FML

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crumsnatcha 4

Monday 14 December 2009 9:27

This is only a FML if you ate it afterward.

senorcristian 0

Monday 14 December 2009 9:39

Your doctor: 'I don't get paid enough for this'.

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QWERTYCommander 5

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:57

Milanos FTW!

Stephai 0

Monday 26 July 2010 7:47

Milano.

orangebunny 2

Monday 26 July 2010 14:42

that's so funny! the other day i pointed out to my friend that she had something weird on the sole of her foot, she poked the spot and said it's just a big freckle, it fell off when she poked it, so she said oh maybe it's just chocolate hahah

vivaladino 7

Monday 26 July 2010 15:20

Does this remind anyone of the dahl book 'the twits'?

mountaingeek96 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:16

seriously...you went to the doctor for f@&king chocolate on your back!....how the heck does one even come about getting chocolate on their back!?? you know your doctor has other more serious cases to look at....not some chocolate back pimple!...wtf dude...i htink that you should take a long shower and really clean yourself

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 0:24

Take a damn shower next time.

ultrablaze 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:36

its obvious that her boyfriend poured chocolate syrup on her? and its EMBARRASSING that the doctor saw that she had chocolate on her body.. kinda kinky. and FYL OP because you're stupid enough to think it was something other than chocolate. HAHA!!

narukirbyto 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:49

Are you black??? If you were, would it be dark chocolate?

narukirbyto 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:51

chocolate fever

Shawty101 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:56

uhh DUDE thiz iz NO fml!

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