Health: Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers....

By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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A bit much

By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By LonelyPorkChop - 18/12/2013 09:30 - Australia

Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML

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arhanes 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:48

why even lie about it. doubt she cared

happyk 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:53

The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.

Comments

mona_is_here 10

Monday 9 August 2010 20:04

you could have shared them with me!!:)

Jsalcedo23 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:09

no one to blame but ur self

ily1210 10

Monday 9 August 2010 20:10

holy shit. i rly hope you werent expecting any sympathy. but god dam. gl with your lifee, if you eat like that

doodles88 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:12

control yourself lmao but who cares

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 9 August 2010 20:17

Erm, why is this an FML? You shouldn't do something you're ashamed of, that's just silly. And if you're FMLing about how you don't have a girlfriend, well, go and do something about it rather than sitting at home eating cheeseburgers... Unless of course this was a one off, in which case I doubt it'd be an fml.

rlerke 0

Monday 9 August 2010 21:28

cinn, for **** sake, must you write a paragraph for every fml you comment on? your like Dr Phil.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Monday 9 August 2010 21:37

*you're And all of Cinn's comments make more sense, and are way more enjoyable to read than anything I've ever seen you write.

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:51

Thank you Raleigh. And rlerke, if you paid so much attention to my comments you'd know that occaisionally I only say a sentence. Also, if it bothers you so much, don't read them. :P