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i think the cashier doesnt care about what people eat or not
thats disgusting. no offense
FYL OP because if you eat like that, then in a few years you'll be paying money for heart surgery.
I'm sorry, if you eat one or two cheeseburgers I wouldn't necessarily call you a fat ass. Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm starving and order two. But that FILLS ME UP to the point where I can't even move. HOW CAN YOU STUFF YOUR FACE WITH FIVE ******* BURGERS!!?!?!?!?! It's impossible to even imagine...but yet OP you've gone ahead and done it, and posted it for all the internet to see. Have fun stuffing your face with no girlfriend you ******* fatass.
oh and @ 50....really you're going to talk about FML commentors judging someone who admitted to eating 5 burgers, have you even read this site? People bash everyone for far less and I think it's very reasonable to call someone a fattie if they just stuffed their face with that much calories. Just like it's reasonable for me to assume you're a pretentious prick from all the shitty comments you're making :)
YDI for being a fat ******* piece of shit who would wolf down 5 cheeseburgers in one sitting. YDI for having a car. YDI for caring what the cashier thought; if you're going to be a fat ******* piece of shit, at least embrace it. YDI for even eating fast food; that shit is poison. Selenagirl, other biters, come on! If you're going to copy me, at least do it right! **** it, I might just go back to being mega-grammar/spelling/punctuation/diction/syntax-Nazi. That was more fun anyway, trolling people who actually respond rather than the OPs who just come here to whine but never answer commenters' questions OR my litanies of YDIs.
hah I've gotten more than that on my fast food trips. What's the point of lying about it?
You fat ****. But at least you're honest.
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why even lie about it. doubt she cared
The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.