By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 367
You deserved it 54 313

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why even lie about it. doubt she cared

The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.

Comments

coffeeatteatime 7

Five bucks says #50 is or was fat.

i think the cashier doesnt care about what people eat or not

FYL OP because if you eat like that, then in a few years you'll be paying money for heart surgery.

I'm sorry, if you eat one or two cheeseburgers I wouldn't necessarily call you a fat ass. Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm starving and order two. But that FILLS ME UP to the point where I can't even move. HOW CAN YOU STUFF YOUR FACE WITH FIVE ******* BURGERS!!?!?!?!?! It's impossible to even imagine...but yet OP you've gone ahead and done it, and posted it for all the internet to see. Have fun stuffing your face with no girlfriend you ******* fatass.

lyndz_20 8

lmfao damn you cracked me up!!!

oh and @ 50....really you're going to talk about FML commentors judging someone who admitted to eating 5 burgers, have you even read this site? People bash everyone for far less and I think it's very reasonable to call someone a fattie if they just stuffed their face with that much calories. Just like it's reasonable for me to assume you're a pretentious prick from all the shitty comments you're making :)

yakyak132 0

ahhh WTF r u doing with 5 CHEESEBURGERS?!?!?

YDI for being a fat ******* piece of shit who would wolf down 5 cheeseburgers in one sitting. YDI for having a car. YDI for caring what the cashier thought; if you're going to be a fat ******* piece of shit, at least embrace it. YDI for even eating fast food; that shit is poison. Selenagirl, other biters, come on! If you're going to copy me, at least do it right! **** it, I might just go back to being mega-grammar/spelling/punctuation/diction/syntax-Nazi. That was more fun anyway, trolling people who actually respond rather than the OPs who just come here to whine but never answer commenters' questions OR my litanies of YDIs.

rwctkd95 0

lllllmmmmmffffaaaooooo!!!!!! hahahah nice, sound like big smoke from grand theft auto San andreas

hah I've gotten more than that on my fast food trips. What's the point of lying about it?

You fat ****. But at least you're honest.