Health: Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers....

By Anonymous - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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Keeping up appearances

By waterpistolriot - 23/10/2020 11:02 - Austria

Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML

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A bit much

By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 18:00 - United States

Today, I ordered takeout. When I looked in the bag, I saw they'd included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, then estimated that there must be at least four people eating such a large meal. I was eating alone. FML

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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Enterprise

Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By LonelyPorkChop - 18/12/2013 09:30 - Australia

Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML

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arhanes 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:48

why even lie about it. doubt she cared

happyk 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:53

The cashier might have thought they were for other people anyways. Why would the cashier care? It's none of her/his business.

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Janeyyy49 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:02

Haha lmao, that would be a lot to eat for 2 ppl. Hopefully they were small cheeseburgers

frances11111 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:04

how did you eat 5 ham burgers YDI for being greedy

imhowie 2

Monday 9 August 2010 22:13

Sounds like you have a sad life. She probably didn't believe that someone who is as fat as a person who can eat 5 cheeseburgers would have a girlfriend anyway.

o0Semper0Fi0o 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:15

god damn! I thought I was fat and I can't eat more than TWO cheeseburgers! :O

XhollyXroseX 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:16

You made me hungry... :(

floodman360 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:29

YDI for thinking the cashier gives 2 green ***** about ur life story lol

artisticninja713 13

Monday 9 August 2010 22:31

I think it's sad you felt you had to lie about it. if you're that insecure do something about it.

lookatyou 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:31

makes me want to go eat 5 cheeseburgers myself.

hedgehogs 0

Monday 9 August 2010 22:32

This is an eating disorder. I know because it takes one to know one. I really have no advice except to recognize the problem. I am slowly unwinding this issue myself, and sadly, it is taking years. Journalwork and other awareness practices help. I am not a big fan of psychotherapy, but maybe if you get the right person, it can work for you. You're in pain, dude. Up to you to decide whether or not you want to change this.