Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of...

By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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By boogery - 26/01/2015 19:17 - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

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By BonGoWash - 07/02/2013 14:45 - United States - Bronxville

Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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Par for the course

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I carried my golf bag from the club house to my car. When I got there, my rear pocket got caught in a zipper on the bag. I couldn't get them separated. I had to take my pants off to fix it. Yes, three couples walked by, pretending not to notice. Had it not happened to me, I would not believe this story. FML

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Saturday 20 December 2014 0:49

Since when does underwear blow in the wind and why would buy underwear you have to get dry-cleaned anyway?

MELKOZAR 27

Saturday 20 December 2014 0:36

Captain Underpants?

Comments

Cooldude6158 22

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:32

I seriously do NOT get people, man. Why would they think it's wrong? Don't they wear under wears too? And how the heck did your underwear blow in the wind?

SammiixSue 13

Saturday 20 December 2014 21:07

Why are you dry cleaning underwear?

vivaellefashion 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 21:32

Wait you let people dry clean your dirty underwear? Do they even allow that?

casste 6

Sunday 21 December 2014 1:52

Maybe you should go to a laundry mat and wash your own clothes. Did you seriously take a garbage bag full of dirty panties to a dry cleaner?..

fiveforfighting 26

Sunday 21 December 2014 7:45

Look at each and every one of them while you pick them up, you'll laugh later when/if you tell your friends, plus they'll stop looking

____gerard____ 11

Sunday 21 December 2014 11:06

Heh heh what if they landed on someone *insert troll face*

Vegetarian27 24

Sunday 21 December 2014 12:35

What sort of person drycleans their underwear?! Waste of money.

Marebare23 17

Sunday 21 December 2014 17:59

Why would you dry-clean your underwear?

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 21 December 2014 22:28

If you have to have them dry cleaned, you're wearing the wrong kind of undies...ewwww..do you really think anyone wants to see skid marks or other stains on your undies? Buy some normal panties, stop being lazy & do your own laundry.