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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By Penny - 17/10/2021 02:00

Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML

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By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML

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By Trent - 19/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML

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By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:06

Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.

matt120784 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 0:06

Busted lip? Probably a Chris Brown song...

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SadinSherman 16

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:03

If it makes you feel better the emergency room doctors have probably seen stupider injuries than yours.

mistersir123 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:13

Why did you go to the er for a busted lip? Did the soap give you tetanus?

TheFunnyzach 3

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:13

Lol U Mad?

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:14

Must have been one hell of a song

tallgyrl19 9

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:41

who goes to a emergency room for a busted lip! if you do not have a life threatening injury do not go. did you busted lip somehow cause difficulty breathing? Did you require the jaws of life? you are the reason why the wait is so long in the e.r for real emergencies

sammyjo06 14

Monday 17 March 2014 7:02

Um, no. If someone is having a heart attack, they do not wait till they stitch her lip up to treat them. A code is called over the loudspeaker and everyone on a team specifically for emergency situations such as these goes to where they are supposed to be. And, you're telling her she shouldn't go get her lip stitched up? If you let something like that go, you could have an ugly scar on your face for life.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:43

Were you singing..... A soap opera?

Jay80 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:43

Lol ,that's funny !,

caysters 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:53

People like you are the reason people sit in extreme pain in the waiting room from broken bones... And yes, I have experience.... Use the er properly and we wont have so many issues with health care!