Health: Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area.... - FML

By 06SuFi - 07/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML

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06SuFi 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:49

They told me it was just Testicular Inflammation, I have to take some medicine to see if it gets better. The worst part was when she stuck the q-tip down the tip of my dick, its not a pleasant feeling.

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Zeek63 0

Monday 25 April 2011 4:10

I enjoy when the OP comments in the comments

coffeentea 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 12:31

Oh lord that sounds bad. Get a second opinion.

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jordan75_fml 0

Monday 26 April 2010 5:47

that's gotta be the worst possible situation there man

Unvvanted 0

Friday 18 June 2010 10:45

Aww duuuude that sucks 0.o

El_Pwnzor 0

Friday 25 June 2010 23:17

I'm sorry mr.OP, it looks like we're going to have to amputate.....

sk8rchick97 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:19

well at least it's not ur appendix(:

nick3600 22

Thursday 23 January 2014 2:52

That happened to me except it was my appendix and I had to get it removed all this 2 days after I turned 13

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