Health: Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every...

By l0stnwundrland - 24/01/2011 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

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Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 02:01 - Australia - Drummoyne

Today, I went for my first eye test ever. Turns out I have astigmatism and need glasses. This is already on top of me already having a hearing aid, having hypertension of my joints, autism, and endometriosis. FML

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Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was my first day with new contacts, but I found out they make my eyes red and itchy. Today was also the day I had a very important meeting. They think I showed up stoned. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 24 January 2011 16:58

I'm glad you were a good pupil and saw the problem. At least you had a good sense of vitreous humour about it and didn't lash out at the optometrist or browbeat him. To celebrate, go to McDonald's and get a Big Macula and freyes. *posted from my iPhone with retina display*

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Monday 24 January 2011 16:29

You didn't put them on when you first picked them up? I thought that was standard procedure.

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Residence_fml 4

Monday 24 January 2011 21:58

What I don't understand is that you will have to put your glasses on before you walk out the store with them so the eye doctor can adjust the monture if needed. You're also required to read something. Unless you bought your glasses online (if that's even possible). I'm not sure what to think

andrewjw 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:33

everything looks better, THROUGH A FISH-EYE LENS!!!!

heyu7421 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:25

Thats rediculous! Id be pissed not on fml. Id b getting someone fired

snafu63 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:21

not that bog of a deal. not an fml.

DanielleSaysHell 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:37

this deffinatly doesn't sound like an FML it sounds like a whinny little bitch to me.

IloveDrive_A 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 22:23

Ok you guys are a bunch of noobs. Ever thought maybe OP's prescription was changed and OP thought he/she needed time to get adjusted to his/her glasses? What if they were only near vision glasses and OP didn't wear them long enough to notice? If they were "backwards", I'm sure it was either the Lab's fault, or the Optician messed up the work order. It happens.

BrzlnBrwni 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:52

shoulda sued!

ManaUser 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:08

That happened to my mother once. Well, they switched the left and right lenses, which probably isn't quite as bad. After she complained that they didn't work, I noticed the lenses were symmetrical (most aren't) and suggested we try swapping them. Sure enough...

L0stnwundrland 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:43

Both are -4.00 only one is for astigmatism. Plus, usually only worn between me taking out my contacts. They placed the right in the left and so on. I guess technically that makes them upside down as well? Meh... and yes. I am a whiney bitch. ;) mad props on the eye puns. XD