By Tyler Smith - 03/11/2011 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thinks my house is filled with ghosts. She can only hear them when I fart. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

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MyEpicDemise 7

Oh so ghosts come with pungent smell? Is she trying to say that your fart smells so bad it haunts her like a ghost?

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biasedshooter 24

Who you gonna call!? Ghost Busters!!!

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leogirl95 12

Does she think there are ghosts in the bathroom after you shit too?

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

The ghosts are in his ass O.o "OooOoooooOoooooO" "do u smell that?"

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danishbagel 3

Now for a strict diet of cheese and bratwurst.

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cooldukenukem 2

Anyone else think of nick swardson's joke?

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skizzlerz 0

It is obviously not their house, but their ass that is being haunted.

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j_cat187 19

Ghost fart: when the camera man farts

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truebrotrue 7

Op should get a fart machine and creep her the **** out all the time

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fromthesuck 8

Some people call that a fear fart

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Drummerboy1234 0

now silent but deadly takes on a whole new meaning for her

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Miss_Michaela 10

At least it wasn't a huge, junk-rattling fart.

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The_Troller 14

No-one said it wasn't... •_•

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melikeyturtles 3

I see what you did there.

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13FTW 9

Next thing OP knows he's gonna have a butt plug. Then the ghosts will be spontaneously gone.

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FYLDeep 25

Better invest in some sort of safety mechanism. It's usually pretty dangerous to put a potential projectile in front of a compressed gas source.

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HomeAl0ne 20

*creepy voice* I can smell dead people....

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NomOnShroomz 14

Kids help phone, they're the only ones who haven't blocked me yet. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*

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LaDeFreakinDa 4

An exorcist/gastrointestinal specialist? Or maybe the bean-o factory.

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ITS_SNORLAX 4

Pikachu!!! So he can go PIKA CHU!!!!! When he farts

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akallaan 7

This is just a weird FML. Op either has weird farts or his girlfriend has issues or it's just all a joke.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Op's butthole moans lol.

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ChloeMeyers_Xo 16

Idk why that comment made me laugh so hard, lmao.

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Skittlepickle 13

Farts and ghosts are actually quite similar. You can hear them but cant see them, and only certain people know they're there, lingering in the air.

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Skittlepickle 13

So you're saying farts don't exist? Whats been coming out of my ass all these years?

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Badab1ng 5

Hey, you're a crazy bitch but you **** so good I'm on top of it :D

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ikickgingers 15

Crazy bitch by buckcherry *goes back to work*

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baygirl564 9

What does that have to do with anything...

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ikickgingers 15

62---I think 9 quoted the lyrics in reference to OP's girlfriend. Kind of like saying "damn my girl is psycho, but I stick around cause she can put it on me"................. That's how I took it??

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The_Troller 14

68- Oh, now I get it! I thought maybe the comment gremlins had moved #9 from a different story but now it makes sense to me.

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Badab1ng 5

Thank you gingers! Can't believe it was that hard to understand.

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natashax21 5

The only good song they had was Sorry.

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natashax21 5

The only good song they had was Sorry.

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Corygerm 9

And they're always out when y'all eat burritos?

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