By Embarrassed - 14/09/2018 00:00 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went to the gym for the first time. I was nervous about using the showers because I'm embarrassed about my dick, but I felt better when I heard that guys don't check each other out in the shower. I was fine until 3 different guys talked about my junk. FML
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almost_there44 26

Did the gym not have private showers and was it too hard for you to cover up your privates?

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RichardPencil 30

I feel so sorry for you. All of us guys with huge cocks have to withstand the jealous barbs from the smaller dudes.

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pjsr 32

Beginning in 7th grade, I took a shower daily w/ 60 other boys for 3 years, then HS teammates, showered at Y’s and rec centers countless times as an adult. NEVER has anyone talked about anyone’s dick. Something’s not straight about this story.

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The_candyman 13

First rule in locker room talk, dont talk about it outside the locker room.

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Charlie Given 26

Umm ok OP straight men would never talk about another man's junk regardless if it were as small as a gherkin pickle or as large as a summer sausage those men were probably gay and only talking because they liked what they saw, so stand tall go workout and see if you can find a gym that doesn't have the old school open shower design,they can be awkward and smelly ☺️

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Robert Herrin 7

What man checks out another guy's junk in a public shower...not homophobic.

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KannaKamui 7

my biggest question- were there curtains, walls or was it just completely open air?!

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T1A2Z3 34

If you don't want people to talk about your dick maybe don't whip it out in front of them? Just a suggestion.

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dragonladiesfire 19

If you think of it this way...if they were able to notice it, talk about it and critique it, then you have something worthy to talk about it.

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