By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML
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AliSama 17

that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-

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squelette_fml 0

actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good

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AliSama 17

#37 thanks, agreed. that is why i am single. I'd rather get the right one rather then someone who has more issues then i do. I have been hit on by girls before. One girl didn't get that i don't drink and kept trying to push wine on me, and probably wondered why i didn't date her. I have been hit on by girls more then i have hit on girls so that is ironically funny.

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Blind_Ninja 0

Best set of comments ever. Quite simply hilarious. I'm going to disagree with all who have said that nice guys turn into assholes after getting girlfriends and say, instead, that nice guys turn into assholes when not getting girlfriends. When being the nice guy, after a while, we just start to realize that it gets us NO WHERE. Girls tell you over and over how they want nice guys. They tell this to you, the nice guy, and then go and get with some asshole and then come crying to you about it later and can't even take a second to consider you as a boyfriend. Because you're such a good friend. I can't really blame them. It's just because these assholes are either so good at faking at being nice guys or just that manipulative that genuine nice guys get looked over time and time again until they realize that being nice is just a waste of time. Sure, it gets you a lot friends, but that's it. Girls want dicks, not *******.

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Shots_HK 0

Well put. Depends on the age group though. Girls want excitement AND a sense of security. Kinda like riding a rollercoaster. You wouldn't do it if you didn't have a safety harness. So neither extremes are good. Being respectful and polite doesn't mean you are a pussy. Posing on FML comment boards on the other hand...

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Origami86 6

Girls seriously don't know what they want. Straight up legitimate fact. I've repeated this comment on another post. Girls say that they want someone confident but not cocky, someone sensitive but not a pussy. Well girls, can you really tell me the difference between a confident and a cocky person ? And also the difference between a pussy and a sensitive guy ? Because frankly I cannot. And then again girls dress up with short skirts and cleavage and all that to get noticed and yet when we do notice them or a certain part of their body (which they have all the intention of showing), a lot of the times we are called creepers or perverts. You make fun of the nice guy behind his back, or only go to him as a friend to cheer you up after an asshole broke your heart. After a while though, you find another asshole and the vicious circle begins. And then we come to the "we want equality" part. Well if you want equality then why don't you start doing the hunting ? Why don't you go start hitting on guys ? Oh my god you have it so hard by just sitting there looking all pretty and getting hit on by all these "losers", one after another. You want equality and yet so many women say "Oh I'm not talking to him...if he is a man and has the balls HE should make the first move and come talk to me". Well isn't that nice and dandy. Or do you think it's easy to get the courage and come talk to you after being shot down so many times and being ridiculed time after time ? And I'm not saying this is the case for everyone, but most of the bitchy girls and asshole guys who do all this shit ruined it for the decent girls and guys out there who do exist. Bottom line: we are all ****** :)

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T1A2Z3 34

Honestly? The reason girls "friendzone" the "nice guys" is usually because they come to them as a friend and don't make their intentions clear. We like sweet guys who treat us right (or some of us do) but we also do want friends. And we want an attractive guy who makes us feel something. Getting friendzoned isn't too bad. She probably has a hot friend to set you up with and she will talk up her awesome friend... Watch the series on youtube "Just a nice guy" or "When it counts" it might help you get a grip on this whole "nice guy syndrome". Yeah girls dating douches sucks. But hey. Sometimes it's what they need to do to get it out of their system or maybe they just like douches. Either way there's someone better out there if you can find her.

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csigabajnok 0

At least he noticed, didn't he? Isn't that what you've wanted? :)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#39 I was waiting for that comment. In fact I thought the FML was going to end like that. Hey-o, why didn't you just respond: "now we can get that forest hiding your penis trimmed" to level the playing field. AliSama, there is but one reason why you will get "friendzoned": everybody wants to be treated like shit. Those are the rules of attraction. 50 - 50 relationships don't exist. Even if you find that special person who respects you, eventually whoever has a more dominant personality will start to "poke" their partner to get a reaction out of them and eventually it will escalate into a typical 70 - 30 relationship. How often do you hear a girl saying to someone who's fancied them for years: "why do I always end up with arseholes, why can't I just find a nice guy." Yeah...'nuff said.

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az_45 0

Alisama, you remind me of a fortune cookie

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Amkii 0

#25 - I'm definitely not a liar about this kind of stuff. #47 - Not all women are like that. There are still a few decent ones left, who have actually been raised well, and have morals and ethics.

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Shots_HK 0

Too bad they like dating assholes...

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cbahh 0

I've noticed that SO many of these "nice guys" just want that pretty, shallow bitch and then when they can't get her whine about how girls only want jerks, while casually ignoring that sweet girl over there with the crooked teeth or big nose who helped you pick up your books that time.

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Cortney 0

Some people... are shallow.

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Dayen 0

your upper lip was probably still a little red or pink that's why he noticed. he still shouldn't have said anything though.

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