By chickfilady - 29/07/2016 03:10

Spicy
Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML
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Welshite 39

That's when he winks and responds: "Spitting is just as good."

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Tripartita 44

Plot twist: the OP is a stripper talking to one of her many patrons.

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Welshite 39

That's when he winks and responds: "Spitting is just as good."

206 2
Tripartita 44

Plot twist: the OP is a stripper talking to one of her many patrons.

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Colon_Man 17

Just then the store speakers started playing a muzak version of ****. (Yes. Thank you, autocorrect. I know what I was trying to type)

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Goblin182 26

You sound like my wife.:(

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fishinpink 20

OMG DUDE! hahahahahahahaaaa I know you didn't!?! (that make me choke on MY spit and now I feel like a hypocrite)

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guttedbrit 26

I've said so many embarrassing things on the phone to customers! hope the rest of the phone call went okay for you though :)

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Bearsmomma 30

Was it over the phone? I figured it was in person. IF it was the phone, the MUTE button is your friend!

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guttedbrit 26

perhaps it was in person, my mistake! but even so, when it happened to me on the phone I didn't think to mute unfortunately! I just kinda panicked and held the phone away from my face

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leahrb 7

Actually, I work at ChickfilA. And it was a face to face conversation with the customer. It all worked out tho apparently my manager finds this hilarious.

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saffy66 34

Classic rookie mistake - you have to start swallowing as soon as you know that spit is about to hit the back of your throat. Not after its already hit - that just leads to coughing and activation of the gag reflex. Timing is everything.

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fishinpink 20

no way #10 you gotta taste it first on the back of your tongue then take a big gulp and swallow that spit!

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pacman490 21

I think there's a mathematical formula for compounded embarrassment

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