Health: Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend...

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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Falling Down

By Anonymous - 10/08/2020 02:12

Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 15:46 - Belgium

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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ThatSceneKid1313 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:54

At least you can keep him company now.

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 31 January 2012 15:55

You can sing each other love songs across the hallways. We'll call it Hospital Musical.

Comments

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Tuesday 31 January 2012 18:58

I get a bit squeamish around big wounds as well, not so bad as to faint though. Guess you now know you should ask the doctor's how bad a wound is and if it is properly stitched/bandaged before you go to visit now though! I had a friend who had no idea she was so sensitive to stuff like that, she watches those kinds of movies all the time (she reasoned, at least.) She went to see her boyfriend with a really bad wound to the shoulder and she passed straight out - luckily a nurse was behind her and caught her, so no harm done. Hope you feel better though, you and your boyfriend.

jrzyboi72 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 19:19

Wow now u have two things to complaints about, the dog and the new born.

CaptainPickles72 18

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:33

Sir, I don't know what you are on to make you think an dog and a newborn were part of this FML. But whatever it is, I want some, I want to know what you read!!

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:46

Commented on the wrong post there, buddy.

DuRpY 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 19:34

Attention *****...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:32

Psst..dude, sorry to tell you but your mum is an atrention *****. I just say her on the corner of Main and 1st street with a sign with prices on the sexual acts that she can perform. All while saying "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" and claiming "It's better than yours". Sorry man, I know it's hard. Here's my number, schedule an appointment, i'll see you soon.

Clamcreepy 7

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:12

This head case incident of yours might cost you an arm and a leg when you get that hospital bill. Since they got your bf's leg who knows you might get a discount.

Schiffy 18

Tuesday 31 January 2012 20:49

To all the people screaming "attention *****," just shut the **** up. OP went to the hospital to see how her boyfriend was doing. She probably figures the wound would be bandaged when she got there, it wasn't, and she fainted. She didn't TRY to faint to get attention. Anyone who believes that she did is probably stupid enough to do that themselves, and thus they think everyone else would, too. On a side note, do this make the two of you roomies?

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 21:33

May be the hospital will give you a two for one deal. What a bargain(sp?) for you!!!!!!

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 31 January 2012 22:51

Fastest time to the hospital.

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:58

Yeah, cuz she planned on fainting. Numbskull.

yeongji 31

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:48

Ouch! But look on the bright side.. what happened to you is not an uncommon sight in the ER. Aside from patients fainting (not to mention those pretending to faint), I have seen visitors faint when they see something they do not want to see, or they cannot handle the stress of being with a patient.

Arza81 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:59

I would have loved to see my ex gf in that situation, she faints if she sees droplets of blood on her legs after she shaves or waxes. I reckon I would have laughed sooooooo hard................