Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all...

By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 596

You deserved it 80 146

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 337

You deserved it 4 627

By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 167

You deserved it 3 829

By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 005

You deserved it 32 120

By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 205

You deserved it 39 991

Skids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 770

You deserved it 55 317

By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 211

You deserved it 4 804

Money for nothing

By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 757

You deserved it 48 878

Laundry day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 357

You deserved it 24 954

Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 348

You deserved it 78 699

By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 285

You deserved it 3 944

sofarsogood 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:03

god i hope you aren't older than like 12

Leftieswillrule 3

Tuesday 28 September 2010 2:16

WTF don't assume that's an industry standard, our washer is front loading

Comments

esv_09 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:42

helloo... I am the origional poster. I find some of your comments funny, but mostly incorrect. It's crazy to see how stereotypes are made so easily. Let me inform you that I am not stupid, ignorant, or a jackass. I do not have a maid and I do not own fancy jewelry. However, I am blonde, and had a shitty day. But I laughed it off. Thank you to those who relate =] Let me inform you that Ive been doing my own laundry SEVERAL years and this laurdromat had very similar washers and dryers. Peace peeps. myspace.com/sunshinestd

tinkerbell67 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:54

honestly, how is your life ****** from this? all you did was get confused about a washer and a dryer. this doesn't affect you very much.

turdle 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:56

you are RETARDED.

jet_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:58

How the **** is this an FML? This kind of thing happens to me all the time. If you think your life is ****** because of this, you lead a really ******* awesome life so shut up and stop complaining.

lowcapacityx 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:48

Lol I'd like to see what you'd do with an oven. :P Lol @ 77.

BrickyV 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:00

no, Lol @ 7

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:13

Geez, if you can't do laundry properly, I don't even want to know how badly you drive.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:55

Hahah #80. Also, type detergent into Google.

ihaveavag 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:27

LMAO! thats such a thing i would do. are you blonde? my big goof moment was putting a plastic electric kettle on the stove, pluging it in, and turning the stovetop on.... needless to say, it melted