By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
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amykillswitch 0

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

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McButterpants 0

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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nastynate 0

Nice... You didn't flush them did you?

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Xuphra 0

******* gross! Whipe your ass with money? Ewww. Dude, talk to someone that was in there with you. Dumbass... FYL D:

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bubbles987 0

why didn't you use your socks or something?why the **** would you use money?!

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ScootrtGeek 0

well he said that there was "no more toilet paper nor paper towel" so since paper towel is usually by sink maby it was only a single bathroom or if he was aloneat work and he knew it (but I dought that if he wasn't feeling well) the one thing I don't understand his how OP wiped with only 2 bills when he had diareia (excuse typefail)

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ffmmllyaya 0

idk who or why people came up with wiping with money, there are a million times more germs on traded money than waste that came from ur own body, sure not wiping is dirty to the underwear and uncomfortable, but totally tolerateable till u get home

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Luunatic 13

236- that's what I thought!!

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CarbonCoach 11

If your underwear was worth less you could have used that then took them off and threw them there.

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c_R_07 0

is that illegal? like burning money is?

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YeahCourse 4

Is burning money illegal lol??

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obnum 19

Idk but I'm gonna google it right now!

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iMuffinKat 16

yes, #290. it's technically government property so you can't just rip up bills. only they can if they think you can't use it anymore.

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McButterpants 0

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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nameman 0

alright that makes 3... funny thing we only got 5's in canada

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nhlnba2 6

we got 10's, 20's, 50's and 100's too. sadly the highest I have is a 20

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

I like to do it with hundreds cause they're the cleanest ones!

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rhastafish 13

How does it feel to be so damn gansta

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vdturner25 15

Watch out we got a badass over here

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amykillswitch 0

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

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bennn89 5

Dylon I've wiped with your sock.

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Lolrus 0

hey, when your in a tough situation, you gotta work with the things around you.

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MaleeaNicole 0

I agree with #6. That is much more sensible than using money.

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ZuRG_fml 7

Put your pants half-on, flush, and waddle to the next stall?

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kindofgocrazy 0

I was just thinking to wait until the other people left and just crawl under the door to the next stall and wipe his butt there.

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14nickel 0

Is burning money illeagal? I thought the law was you couldn't deface it and pass it off as more money.

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