By dvddtraveller - 22/04/2016 21:25 - United States - Oakland

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Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29

Wrap it before you tap it?

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Protection? Protection.

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I_own_a_dog 11

Why not herpes? Tis the gift that keeps on giving!

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thatsme293 28

How fateful. If you two work out that's one hell of a story you've got there.

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freddygasman 18

Penicillin, it's what you give someone that already has everything.

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Chazzster 28

At least the two of you don't have to wonder if the other is sexually active.

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bassist3415 8

Isn't that the plot of Rent?

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mariri9206 32

STD = Stop, Think, Don't? In this case, it should until everything is cleared up.

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