By dvddtraveller - 22/04/2016 21:25 - United States - Oakland

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Today, I went to the local clinic and I met a really cute guy. We hit it off quite well, and he asked me out. It's like The Fault in Our Stars, but instead of cancer, we have STDs. FML
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kingdomgirl94 29

Wrap it before you tap it?

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OnlySkyrimStays 11

Protection? Protection.

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crazy_bananas 31

Are they horrible, life long STD'S? If not just wait them to clear up and then go for it. At least you'll know that your both clean ;)

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vikky538 28

Isn't the herpes the circle of life? Jk..

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vikky538 28

They should make a movie with the love between two STD patients

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gio1272ify 13

Omg I literally met a girl a a clinic 1 day before this post and then I asked her out. Omg please no

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