Transportation: Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After...

By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines

Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 09:28 - Australia - Weston

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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evangldbrg 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:09

Put the coconut in the car and shake it all up... not perfect, but it will work.

pommeblossom 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:11

Coconut mall - MarioKart

Comments

Rayli_Erin_28 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:46

YDI for being stupid enough to park under one. Idiot.

joshizzle3 1

Monday 14 September 2009 1:00

lol the phillipines.

bemydaddy 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:34

#36: WTG. I was wondering when someone was going to point out the palm tree thing. OP: YDI.

smish 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:46

have you ever even SEEn a coconut tree? oh wait, it seems that someone's said this before me. but anyways, coconut trees are essentially palm trees and palm trees have absolutely NO shade. believe me, after living in florida for 12 years, i should know.

sofies_mommy 0

Monday 14 September 2009 2:34

seriously! are you f'n stupid, what kind of idiot would park under a coconut tree for shade? YDI idiot

lolfest 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:16

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Rayli_Erin_28 0

Monday 14 September 2009 3:56

smish: i know right? i have lived in florida all my life. you'd think idiots like him would understand what is on a coconut tree, and the fact they really, in no way, have any shade what-so-ever.

gothymama 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:04

I know. I haven't lived here much longer than a year and I already know that coconut/palm trees have no shade whatsoever!

I_found_nemo 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:42

You realize OP is in a different country, correct? Where there are different species of plants and such? It just so happens that the Palm trees in the Philippines are a completely different species than the ones in Florida. They give quite a bit of shade and yes - they grow MASSIVE coconuts. Stop being so ethnocentric (look it up if you don't know the word) and maybe think about what other people have in their countries. Florida is only a tiny portion of the world.

thequickredofox 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:49

I_found_nemo FTW!

kendraaaxo 0

Monday 14 September 2009 4:49

a coconut tree though? hmm, doesn't sound very logical..

ihateme23 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:12

do u mean having coconut trees or parking under them?

deardaniel_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:31

most stupidest thing i have ever read.

I_found_nemo 0

Monday 14 September 2009 6:38

"most stupidest thing i have ever read." No. THAT is the dumbest thing I've ever read. You should probably spend less time on FML trashing other people and spend more time learning your grammar rules.