Transportation: Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After...

By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines

Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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Branching out

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 09:28 - Australia - Weston

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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evangldbrg 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:09

Put the coconut in the car and shake it all up... not perfect, but it will work.

pommeblossom 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:11

Coconut mall - MarioKart

Comments

gummibehrs 4

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:47

The coconut was planted in your hood? Your car is a flimsy piece of shit. Did your car sprout a coconut tree?

Wankster 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:52

This ain't a FML. If it fell on your head and it knocked you out in the parking lot then this would be a FML. what a waste

lesliehalverson 5

Wednesday 31 December 2014 19:59

So getting your cat smashed by a coconut isn't fml worthy????

claireyyy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:59

BE GRATEFUL FOR THE FACT YOU LIVE WHERE THE COCONUT TREES ARE AT!

your_face 15

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:01

...So there was a coconut RIGHT above your car, a big enough one to fall and damage your hood, and you didn't see it and realize you were parked under a coconut tree...? Was that the only coconut in the tree? Bad luck, man ):

your_face 15

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:10

You should be more careful with your choice of words. To wit: 1. I don't see any mention here of the OP's skull performing any sort of sexual acts. I don't know where you got that. 2. Fictional refers to a genre; a better word here would be fictitious, meaning fabricated, or made up. The story's not necessarily made up. It's just as likely that the OP is just unobservant.