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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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You deserved it 48 022

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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You deserved it 14 775

By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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You deserved it 30 476

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 1 431

By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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You deserved it 33 930

By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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You good, lady?

By Eliza - 04/04/2012 03:40 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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twinny_sc 13

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

Oh you...you...you BITCH!

hsshae 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 9:07

that's when you jump off the 2nd floor

Comments

brianjman14 22

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:04

How is this a YDI? How was he supposed to know the person was blind? Come on people you're acting like you're all perfect and this kind of thing has never slipped. I completely agree with what 23 said. OP, FYL.

mugiwara_fml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:20

News : "Captain Obvious strikes again !" :o)

jdfml90 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 2:51

Not really your fault oh well she's blind nit your fault either, yeah you were rude, it was an accident but the stupid blind bitch should apologise or get a guide or something. **** I mean when did the world get so retarded. disabled people and minorities seem to rule. What the hell happened?!

joe360 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:55

agree with 23!

IStareDownSheep 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:13

Nice guess.

do_your_job 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:53

Even if the person was blind, she should be able to use her cane or whatever MUCH better and avoid bumping into people; or getting a seeing eye dog. NOT the OP's fault whatsoever. I agree completely with 107

Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0

Monday 26 July 2010 3:05

aww come on you guys you would do the same thing it's just a coincidence

maxmo12 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:35

how do u not notice shit like this you stupid asshole

babycoolJ 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:06

ass hole........

page4 0

Monday 26 July 2010 10:32

Not your fault. You didn't know. Everyone has had those foot-in-mouth moments from time to time, when they speak first and think about it after. This could happen to anyone. Now, if you'd noticed she was blind and then turned around and mocked her for it, you'd be an asshole. But that's not what happened. :)