By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 782
You deserved it 9 618

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Maybe get him kicked out? Idiot...

WickedAwsum 0

Well #1, we don't like you. You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

Comments

Ewww. That guy must really love Tom Hanks.

Bullshit. Who the hell wouldn't leave that situation immediately? And if it were a premiere, there probably wouldn't even be an available seat for the hobo to wander into.

goldfalsebond 0

okay, number 148, bullshit. see? I said it. ITS THE ******* INTERNET!!!!! look I just said ****. I will also say ****, **** bitch, *****, shit, dick, ass, hell, pussy, douche, fucktard, dyke, and global warming does not exist. Yeah I went there.

YDI for watching "Angels & Demons"

I highly doubt the guy was whacking it. Talking to himself, yea, kicking your chair, ok, but beating his dick in a movie theater packed full of people where no one said a god damn word, bullshit.

I'm pretty sure you could have gotten yourself a free ticket somehow. Then you could have seen the movie twice.

Probably more entertaining than the actual film.

star_ver 0

YDI. By the time this comment gets posted, you should know why so I'm not even going to say it. YDI.

_mcs_ 0

YDI for so many reasons. If he was a hobo, why would he be spending his little money (if any at all) on a movie? You could have told one of the employees there that you think he snuck in, and they'd check him for a ticket. You also could have complained to one of the employees and he would have been removed from the theatre. You even could have just moved seats.