By Langdon - 15/05/2009 07:08 - United States

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Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
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Top comments

Maybe get him kicked out? Idiot...

WickedAwsum 0

Well #1, we don't like you. You could have gotten a person who worked there to get him removed or something, or move seats?

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Panicattackx5 0

Either this is fake, or you're stupid as hell.

I don't understand where these hobos get the money to go see premieres... Here I thought they'd rather use money to buy food or something, silly me.

resteasy 0

this can't be true. How did the hobo have money for a ticket? why not move? why not call an usher or manager? He really masterbated the entire movie? he'd be real sore. what about the other people in the audience? is this metaphorical? are you the angel and he the demon? he was exercising his demon.

i agree with number 3 why didnt you just walk out and get a refund???

suicidekings 0

so what happened the rest of the movie?

and that is why you get up and go to a different seat for one, and on your way to the different seat, you tell the employes there so they can kick the guy out. and yah..also if it was a priemere?? i dont think it would just be you and the hobo so others would have at least complained. fake. lol good try though buddy.

Umm ok number 1, this is so made up...number 2, if this was true have you ever heard of MOVING SEATS? How about reporting the guy to staff to have him removed? Such bullsh....

wow who cares whether if this is fake or not. and I would have to say if a movie is coming out @ midnight then its obviously packed. I'm sure someone did tell but maybe he wasn't actually masterbating...