Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls....

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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Saturday 18 June 2011 19:46

That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.

kellanlvr 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 19:49

well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..

Comments

kenziemakayla 5

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:46

early bird catches the worms? D:

Osito2011 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:17

more like early worm gets in the hole

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 0:22

early bird catches the mono

thunderbass13 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:46

that really sucks!

wsquah 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:58

I keep telling you.. stop posting stories of my exploits!

Flutist 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:01

Oh, you thought he brought a girl for you... nope. Some kids don't share their toys. My thought on this is simple, if you were so uncomfortable why didn't you leave? Yes, he might have been your ride but you could have faked being sick. If you don't like the way he behaves then you need to talk to him. If he has done this before and its a big enough problem then you need to either find a girlfriend for yourself or get the balls to tell him its not cool. Also, it seems to me that you are just complaining because you think your friend is smoother than you. Your friend is not required to change his habits for you, though you should voice them, and the pretty girls were not required to pay attention to you. You do not know them. I feel like you are judging them as being loose because they don't live the lifestyle you thought they should. I think your friend sounds pretty happy and you are just super lonely.

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:38

i agree, however that behaviour is inappropriate for that setting. if you want to catch up with your friends and watch a movie you dont then bring two girls to make out with the entire time. thats bullshit. the guy sounds like a tool for acting that way - not kissing the girls, but for completely isolating his friend in what is supposed to be a social situation. theres a time and place, that wasnt it.

Lepetitpouce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:01

Yes, he sounds super lonely because his friend is making him super lonely...

MommaMuff 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:01

Why would you want to make out with skanks like that anyway?

a_nutritionist 10

Sunday 19 June 2011 7:40

because not everyone is a prude. some of us are accepting of sexual behaviour that we ourselves dont necessarily partake in. do you ask homosexuals why theyd wanna sleep with someone of the same sex?