Animals: Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes....

By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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By Ksweety_fml - 01/08/2019 02:00

Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:50 - Canada - London

Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML

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It wasn't me!

By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 02:43 - United States - Boston

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML

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Mom know best

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 15:00

Today, I realized my mom was right. I should have listened to her and not gotten a pet alligator. FML

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By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

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By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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Minstrels 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:04

Why is it so crazy to talk to your pet? As long as you don't expect them to talk back, I see no problem. And if anything, it's more like "**** your mom's life", yo. :P Edit: I'm so glad jiequals3 got first and wasn't a dumb bitch and shouted first. Thank you, good person. :]

TornadoChaser 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 23:12

Most people talk to their dogs, snakes aren't any different. I would remind him that it's probably not a good policy to bad mouth costumers to other costumers. What is he going to say about you to the next guy in line?

Comments

chococool223 0

Friday 8 May 2009 8:45

i don't get it..he asked you what kind of snakes you had, and you said they were your moms snakes.

timmytimmeh 0

Friday 8 May 2009 9:37

ofcourse it IS an FML... why's everyone whining? f your life if your mom is that crazy also number 53, by that sentence he meant "they're not mine so i wouldn't know what kind"

Rebii 0

Friday 8 May 2009 15:47

I dislike you already, because you were buying helpless mice solely to murder. And don't give me that crap about "They were born to be eaten", because they're living creatures and they deserve a full life. What right do we have to pick what animals live or die? That is total bullshit.

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 28 June 2010 14:11

sounds like someone has a human inferiority complex. you do realize, don't you, that you snuff out the lives of billions of living organisms every day? not to mention all the ants, spiders, and other insects you crush to death horribly every time you take a step. so i guess the only way to stop the slaughter is for you to kill yourself.

blapimp182 0

Friday 8 May 2009 19:53

Aww :( that sales guy sounds like a douche!

24788 6

Friday 8 May 2009 22:38

lol, he was probably just making conversation.

W0nderbread 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:28

So ur mom is crazy get over it..plus this same OP has like 10 billion different FMLs.. lol theyre all true?

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:29

"I was sitting in my tank today, and some kid came to get me for her crazy mom. Wonder what's gonna happen next... FML" **** that mouses' life, man. Horrible.