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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 781
You deserved it 18 563

Same thing different taste

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FunnyGuy5051 7

before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"

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Babushka_fml 4

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Disgusting? It's just hair. And it's completely natural -_-

KiddNYC1O 20

Nature intended. I think it's natural too.

Where has all the common sense gone today? Ok let's do this together. OP went to the pool (clue#1). He was wearing something white, and when they got wet they became see through. Someone then told OP he needed to shave (clue#2). If you don't get it yet, I'm sorry but you're hopeless.

Wow, give her a break. Sorry that some of us weren't all knowing when we were born. If you know the answer, just say it. You don' have to be a jerk about it. A better question would be where did all the kindness in the world go.

tweetbaby14 18

I don't get it.... Are bathers ham?

Yes. Bathers are ham. -_- They are generally swim wear, in Australia anyway.

The_Troller 14

Bathers are ham if you're lady Gaga...

justspin 7

30-I wear shorts to the pool so stop being rude. Sorry I'm not perfect like you!

koolkat27 13

54- wow, did someone shit in your cereal this morning? not all of us grow up with the term bathers being tossed around.

Ok, I feel like y'all are just arguing to argue. I kinda agree w haw008; C'mon: Bathers-Bathing suit- Wet, put 2 and 2 together.

nattynatters 14

How could you be surprised that a wet, white bather was transparent? Haven't you seen "Girls Gone Wild"? Because everyone around you has now.

You only need to shave if you want to. That being said, society can't deal properly with women with pubic/armpit/leg hair nowadays, so if you don't want to be laughed at, you must shave or hide your bush.

And what you are is called stupid :D It's not unhygienic not to shave. Maybe you never wash yourself if you get nasty when not shaving..?

And it all comes from the trends in ****. If the women in **** started leaving a runway, then people would find it gross that women shaved it completely bald. It's not unhygenic to have pubes, it's not dirty or disgusting. Stop thinking **** = real life.

It's true you only have to shave if you wish to. However, no one can dispute shaving does improve hygiene. Pubic hair can provide a perfect place for bacteria to grow. Sweating, menstrual cycle, toilet paper fuzzies, etc can all make it unclean.

People don't seem very educated :/ - the hair is there to keep dirt and bacteria from infecting the ******. It's scientifically proven that women who shave are more prone to having yeast infections and so forth, because the ****** is unprotected. On another note, I still shave because it looks better. And feels cleaner, even though it's not really healthy.

Hair WAS there to keep that stuff out. In caveman days. Now underwear serves the same purpose so the hair is unnecessary.

squid93 9

Hair is not un-necessary. I for one think pubic hair on a woman looks sexy! The more the better for me! I would love to have seen her like this. I go to waterparks all summer long and like to see some of the women who obviously know what they are doing and wear skimpy swimsuits and dont trim. Oh so sexy!

tweetbaby14 18

167, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

ShananaginsLOL 13

At my high school it's gross if u don't shave ur arms too

Babushka_fml 4

Or just wear a different "bather"

jackdaniel61709 0

Hahah! Crockie mates that's a beauty! We have spotted a silverback gorilla in it natural habitat.... Oh never mind she just need to shave