Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really...

By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By ifeelfat - 17/06/2014 20:44 - United States

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML

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Sunday 11 December 2011 16:28

before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"

cupcakeluver1212 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 16:29

Are bather's swim suits?

Comments

FleshForFantasy 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:05

Just because the guy told her to shave doesn't mean she has a jungle down there. No matter what kind of cut she had it will still be seen because the bathing suite is see-through. She had to shave it all off to wear that type of bathing suite. Well OP, lesson learned.

youngsofly 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:12

Wait what?? "hot GUY, DUDE u need to shave" ??

kiakia0131 23

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:22

OP is female. It says so. I'm sure in the mobile apps it specifies gender as well. Besides, guys call girls "dude" too. I'm a dude, he/she's a dude. We are all dudes.

kaykay20 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:36

Theirs many different ways to use the word dude. I suggest looking it up on the dude meaning app or urban dictionary.

TYln52 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:15

Who else thought she meant brothers at first?

sabrinaFML 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:12

No one just u cuz ur a dumbshit *.*

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:17

You know something is wrong when a "hot guy" addresses you as "Dude" when you are trying to pass as female. If you are a ****-eyed optimist, you could interpret his comment as meaning he wanted a clear view of your vulva.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:25

"Vulva" sounds like the name of a car that needs to be driven. (:

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:17

Yeah, it is ;) I bemoan the fact that there isn't more slang about female genitalia that is both widely understood and anatomically accurate. I'd love to tell you that I want to go to work on your "little red Corvette," but you wouldn't know exactly what I mean.