By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7

before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"

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silver848 6

What are bathers? Me no speak Australian. Oh and anything white and wet is see through. Lol

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Arxikist 3

I'm guessing bathers is the Aussie shit for a bikini or swim suit. Then OP put on her jumper and went to maccas.

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geon_olam 17

If ur pic is a Canadian flag u can't make fun of Australia. Sorry, but it's in the rules.

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Arxikist 3

If your picture is of your Dad post syphilis then you can't make fun of my flag. Sorry it's the rules.

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geon_olam 17

You making fun of me cuz I'm balding at 19?

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XavierMedina 0

Your just being a stereo type.

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Babushka_fml 4

Dude, it's December.

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nattynatters 14

Dude she lives in Aussieland. Different climate.

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nattynatters 14

Also. Just FYI it's in the high 90* where OP is writing from.

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emmanizzer 6

Maybe he meant that it is no longer November, aka No Shave November.

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samalam19 3

Man or woman?? So confused! Hot guy said dude so I'm confused.

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Wazilla 0

Its a girl, thats why theres a pink symbol near the post.

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Dannielleroset 11

In Australia, 'dude' is a gender neutral term

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Babushka_fml 4

Just guessing but I'm pretty sure it's a girl.

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crazyrunnergirl 7

I am assuming bathers are bathing suits?

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DaMan25 4

Just go to the classic version site and it tells you that its a women ;) and she lives in Australia. And its summer their

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WtfLoser 13

Ugh, so what if she doesn't shave ? It's her hygiene .. But yeah, I imagine it would be embarassing for OP to find out that the reason everyone's staring at her is because of that, but still ! & OP - who cares .. you won't see those people ever again anyway Chin up!

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sighawkward 6

I don't think shaving has anything necessarily to do with hygiene.. Maybe self maintenance but hair does not automatically equal bad hygiene!

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Enslaved 36

For a second, I thought the OP was a guy because she was getting called a "dude". Lol Yeah, when wearing white, you gotta check for swimsuits to have a sewn in lining or your privates will be on display.

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