Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the store to buy new blankets and a comforter....

By Anonymous - 07/11/2016 20:13

Today, I went to the store to buy new blankets and a comforter. A cute guy started chatting with me and asked about the new bedroom decor. I lied and said I just had a major break up and needed new things, instead of admitting I was too lazy to dig out and wash my winter blankets from last year. FML

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Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2020 08:08

Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML

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Wizardo 33

Sunday 13 November 2016 15:11

I hope you sleep well in your blanket of lies. Lies I say.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 13 November 2016 15:15

You didn't even need to say you had a break up, people replace blankets and duvets all the time.

Comments

ApplePie1994 27

Sunday 13 November 2016 17:40

why lie? Just enjoy your new blanket and **** the begrudgers.

wow2mylife 25

Sunday 13 November 2016 19:55

why didn't you just invited you mom over dinner and you know how much they want to help have her help you get them out and wash them problem done and save you money

Cain6464 10

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:00

I don't get the 'that could've happened to me' thing, isn't it supposed to be 'you deserved it' ???

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 13 November 2016 20:02

"I was just in the mood for a change,." See how easy it is not to have to make up a big lie?

Skoff_fml 27

Sunday 13 November 2016 21:43

Jokes on you, you're supppsed to wash new bedding before you use it.

vicfirthfan 11

Sunday 13 November 2016 22:11

or just wash your ******* blankets

faeryofshalott 25

Sunday 13 November 2016 22:31

Why is it that this does not have a YDI when it is obviously the OPs fault? You didn't want to get your blankets from storage and wash them. So you bought new ones. And you chose to lie about it to impress a cute guy. So you definitely deserve it.

jessicasoho 13

Monday 14 November 2016 0:57

Your situation basically sums up everything in my closet. I need help.

MetaMouse 3

Monday 14 November 2016 6:32

Must be nice to have that kind of disposable income.

roryabester 8

Monday 14 November 2016 15:26

umm wouldn't it be more work to go to the store spend an hour looking for your new bedding then you gotta bring it home throw out all the packaging wash it dry it ect thats easier than going in a closet and opening a box 0.o