Intimacy: Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend,...

By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML

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By well crap... - 21/06/2020 14:18

Today, I nervously went to the store to buy condoms for the first time. I felt like everything was going well, and checked out happily. As I was walking out, the cashier lady said to the woman next in line, "He thinks he's going to need condoms." They both looked at me and started laughing. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By fml - 22/06/2009 09:03 - United States

Today, I told my dad I was going to Walgreens and asked if he needed anything. He needed condoms, and that I should call him when I get there so he can explain the kind he likes. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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Not a cheating!

By Notcheating - 03/12/2019 18:00

Today, my father-in-law caught me, a lesbian, buying condoms. He thought I was cheating. I didn’t know how to tell him that his daughter is allergic to our dildo. FML

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By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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slyvanilla_creme 0

Monday 23 February 2009 7:37

You didn't know where your gf's father works? That bites.... Next time, tell him its for sex ed and your teaching kids how to put it on a banana.

Miru_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 8:57

"her dads a cashier? he sure got far in life..." @#1: You shouldn't be so ignorant, some people couldn't afford higher education. Or perhaps Kim's dad was an immigrant just trying to establish a life in a new country. It's hard for them.

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kotikoti 0

Friday 6 March 2009 13:40

exactly what i was thinking^ O_e

finitely 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 0:05

Oh my god, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. Sorry. FYL :(

amaury_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:59

Smooth.

nivyan 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:44

@ #12, just because you are a cashier doesn't mean you aren't 'better off' or your from a different country- Some people dont like working hard their entire life and spend alot of money- Some people, like myself, is very happy with a middle-middle/lower paycheck and a happy life.

nanner6206 24

Wednesday 22 June 2016 16:42

Could be a part time job just to give him something to do. Maybe he's rich, retired, and bored.

aah134 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:33

omg, thats exactly whats happen to all the girls I dated, but with them, because I try not to lie, but if I lied I wuld be happy having a gf

H4RDCOR3GL4MOUR 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:09

LOLOL GG .

nazooer 11

Friday 17 April 2009 8:24

#9 not funny..

hnnhart 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:45

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husk3rfan928 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 6:51

Dude, just bullshit him, tell him your friend needed some but was broke or something

Masta_Blasta 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:34

lol, dont worry. i'm not using condoms when i **** your daughter, with whom i'm together. i use them when i **** other people. u should've just said nothing and stay cool. ydi.