By madfather - 23/02/2009 01:38 - United States

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Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms for my girlfriend, Kim and I. I was in a rush and when I looked at the cashier realized it was her father. Nervous and hoping to reassure him, I go "don't worry, I'm not using these with Kim." That didn't help. FML
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slyvanilla_creme 0

You didn't know where your gf's father works? That bites.... Next time, tell him its for sex ed and your teaching kids how to put it on a banana.

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Miru_fml 0

"her dads a cashier? he sure got far in life..." @#1: You shouldn't be so ignorant, some people couldn't afford higher education. Or perhaps Kim's dad was an immigrant just trying to establish a life in a new country. It's hard for them.

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AliSama 17

this is an old joke.stop posting fake stories. click on the www button to see the original joke.

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holynemesis1208 3

ah the old forgetting to think before speaking. always a lesson to be learned. ok wow that sounded really cheesy.

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potentpotable 0

#11, I don't understand why people like you Always Feel The Need To Capitalize Every Single Word! Doesn't it get annoying?

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3lended7wice 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! whatever bro, her dad's a cashier? who gives a **** what he thinks? i'd of told him "we don't usually use these but Kim wanted to try anal, so I didn't want it to get messy. Where's the lube anyhow?"

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themanistheman 0

good save man.

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maiden_girl 5

That's even worse! Telling her dad you're not going to use them with his daughter. Now he's gonna think you guys will be having unprotected sex or protected sex with someone else who isn't your girlfriend. LMAO!

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Esperantist 0

Agent00mo, please stop capitalizing every word.

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Zic_fml 7

There was a joke that was similar... seems you will have to buy condoms somewhere else, and not for Kim.

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RenoEnvy 0

I don't understand why you didn't see him at the register, and leave and get your condoms somewhere else. If I notticed my boyfriends mother anywhere near me while I was buying condoms, I'd peace out and go somewhere else. Duh.

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