Health: Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and...

By LXA429 - 12/03/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, I went to the tanning bed. I laid down in the bed and turned it on and the fan started blowing. There was a terrible smell and I thought it was the person before me. Then I realized it was just the fan blowing my sweaty feet towards my face. FML

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By gross - 20/10/2010 16:14 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML

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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2018 20:30

Today, after showering and moisturising, I turned my fan on to max blast. I got covered in clumps of dust, which I had to take another shower to remove. FML

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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By tan disaster - 27/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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Smells like teen spirit of America

By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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By Ellowise - 24/12/2009 10:06 - Belgium

Today, I used the tanning booth for the first time. Not only was I so white that I received first-degree burns all over my body, but I also forgot to remove my knee-high socks. FML

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Foul

By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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YLS 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:11

Enjoy your melanoma, it'll make sweaty feet the least of your worries.

Eddie_Paints 0

Friday 12 March 2010 12:20

YDI for the fake bake!

Comments

taycandy96 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:58

#74 I hate when those girls at school get those little orange tans. They look like oompa loompas.

JaeC 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:12

okay nasty ass, instead of trying to tan you should be bathing..

marleytooyou 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:20

what the hell is wrong with u??? sweaty feet sooooooooo not normal

paperboat_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:39

That's disgusting. how do your feet sweat so much?

dyschordia 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:49

If anyone is stupid enough to think that tanning beds are somehow less dangerous than the sun, I suggest you start with these two articles and go from there: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=295634 http://www.news.com.au/solarium-skin-cancer-victim-dies-from-melanoma/story-e6frfkp9-1111114409318 And to those who claim that only burning, not tanning causes damage - I think you'll find you're mistaken. Tanned skin is damaged skin. Ask any dermatologist. To the OP - all I can do is agree with the posters who are saying wash your damn feet and change your footwear. Not to mention stay away from the cancer factory! YDI

DemeterAUS 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:13

72, with all due respect, that's rubbish. UVB rays, the rays that cause burning, are the rays that also cause tans. UVA rays, the ones that don't make people burn, cause faster ageing and a variety of other problems that are considered 'milder' than UVB rays. Therefore burning is NOT the only harm you can do to your skin!