By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
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ChelseaChops 1

PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.

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AK 2

What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"

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ditlihi 0

Oh man! Guys are suppose to be protective and all that stuff. I hope he doesn't reproduce. We don't need guys like him in the gene pool.

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Kill Me Please!!! 9

I deal with plenty of them already. Trust me, they are everywhere. It gets rather annoying.

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nairn1572 0

i say find out if hes allergic to something and if he is then make him have an allergic reaction to

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fmylifedotcomm 0

haha #12 and to the OP, i sincerely hope you are not going out with him again. what a jerk.

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fmylifedotcomm 0

and to #24 i had an allergic reaction the first time i got stung by a bee...the allergy is still there, it doesn't just magically show up

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Jaywin 3

I think my next date is going to be at the zoo. Not to pull something like this but I think it'd be fun. That sucks for you OP and I hope you're ok.

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Ccccourtney 0

That's horrible!!! I hope you still don't like him because allergic or not, that's a really awful thing to do!!

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twilighter_644 0

your boyfriend has got a dark sense of humor I don't think anyone can push someone jokingly into a swarm of angry bees

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