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By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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ChelseaChops 1

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:05

PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.

AK 2

Sunday 10 May 2009 12:07

What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"

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Fragnox 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 17:40

It's a total FML. Yeah you like an ass, but you just said you LIKE him. If you're not dating there's no expectation that you would know much about him. If you still like him though, then YDI.

Victoria2103 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:03

Um... the guy you like is a moron. And it was stupid of you to go along with it. YDI.

ComputerAnalysis 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:10

You don't have very good taste in guys.

coffeennicotine 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:14

You really shouldn't like this guy, he's a jerk. Insensitive and stupid, not a good combo. I hope you're okay.

shmaller 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:26

That wouldn't even be funny if you weren't allergic to bees. It's so romantic to get stung fifteen times, isn't it?

thelonelylurker 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:32

You deserve it for going out with an asshole? Bwhahaha, I'm so mean.

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:35

I've never been stung by bees either, so I don't know if I'm allergic to them either. But seriously, that guy is a complete asshole... He ruined the date even though he was just trying to kid around. FYL. And hopefully that guy feels terrible as shit!