By busybee - 10/05/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, I went to the zoo with a guy I like, when we were there we saw a swarm of bees. I told him that if I got stung he would have to watch me because my dad is deathly allergic to bees and I have never been stung. Jokingly, he nudged me into the bush and said "let's see". We did. I'm allergic. FML
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ChelseaChops 1

PLEASE tell me you don't like him any more. Kick him in the chuckies.

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AK 2

What an asshole. Even if you weren't allergic that would still have sucked. Seriously, what the hell? "Look, there's a swarm of bees! Let's jump in and see if you're allergic or not!"

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24788 6

You should go out on a second date to a canyon. Give him a little nudge and see how he likes the fall.

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kpearsall 0

lol, are you allergic to gravity? seriously what a prick. OTOH if you're the manipulative type you can hold this over the guy for ages and have him eating out of your hand.

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Larawr 0

Wow I hope he grovelled a lot after that, and then still got a good slap.

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JonReb 0

What a complete dick, I'm also allgeric to bees and it's nothing to joke about.

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Phikun 0

Agree with #12. I hope you were ok in the end

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AntiChrist7 0

you like an ass, your own fault. Shouldn't have gone out with him in the first place. YDI

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grazynaanka 0

#12 has the best idea on here. #17 how was she to know he was going to be this way. guys are one way until they show their true colors. no way does she deserve this i hope all is well. i say, forget this ass.

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Bitts 0

I'm with #12, but only if you have an escape plan or if you can make it look like an accident.

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