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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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This is happening

By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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Hot and humid

By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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Reunited

By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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rs89 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:26

You should thank God that caressing your hair is all you got.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:57

Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.

Comments

buddy51 23

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:53

Hair-carassing? i don't think so....Sounds like he was basking in the pleasure of his post-molestation afterglow!

ILoveMyArm 15

Saturday 20 July 2013 14:51

You surly know how to make a girl feel better.

buddy51 23

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:54

I surly do!

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:57

Fell asleep single, woke up on a date. Sounds like a great day to me.

carecow 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:57

Prehaps he tried to keep you from snoring.

Amranih 20

Saturday 20 July 2013 12:58

I'm sure u looked peaceful ;)

ImAFaker 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:13

And I'm sure he looked creepy

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:00

A lot more could have happened in those few minutes! Did you freak out when you woke or did you like it?

JACKxRAWR 22

Saturday 20 July 2013 14:24

I suppose it wouldn't be an FML if she liked it...

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:43

It's possible to like the situation afterwards; where the FML is initially the fact that she's embarrassed of falling asleep on someone, but the outcome was desirable. Hope that made some sense. English is my second language!

Ambient25 24

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:16

And it's my 3rd....but I still don't get why you asked the question. Obviously she didn't like it....

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:22

Just because of circumstantial evidence, one can't always assume. I ask because maybe the Op will see and answer. Why else?

FindingYujin 26

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:14

Also, English is not my second language anyway, but it is a secondary language thus I say it is my second language. I don't see much point stating whether a language is your third or fourth.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:09

#41 your English is better than many from "English speaking" countries, be proud

WandaX 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:02

Lmao YDI for falling asleep!

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 20 July 2013 15:07

19- Maybe it's just me, but no one deserves to be pawwed at just because they were unconscious. Despite what you msy have heard, Silence isn't Consent. ;p

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 20 July 2013 18:35

If she doesn't say no you're good to go?

marcranger 28

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:57

Just so you know, 56, the similar principle of "if he's dead, he can't call the cops" has only had mixed results in my dating life.

Good_old_Grim 8

Sunday 21 July 2013 14:34

Maybe its just me, but nobody deserves to be snuggled up by a stranger just for going to see a movie. Falling asleep is no excuse for harrassing someone like that.